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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.