Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea