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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.