Toolsie!
He was hammered.
A hammer.
Get hammered.
This is not a drill.
He got hammered with his buddies.
They just get hammered.
Because he's a Wino-saur!
He's already got a Thor Axe.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
He picked up his hammer and saw.
The noise gave her a headache.
Because it's a toad's tool.
Because you said it was pound cake!
So you could hit the sack.
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
MC Hammer and Sickle.
3 days by panzer
I set* ***who*** *free "*
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Dress her as a choirboy
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Their middle name.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
Mooooooooooooove.
Hispantry
They both said they were just going to the store
Shomething'sh Amish...
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
