Toolsie!
He was hammered.
A hammer.
Get hammered.
This is not a drill.
He got hammered with his buddies.
They just get hammered.
Because he's a Wino-saur!
He's already got a Thor Axe.
He picked up his hammer and saw.
The noise gave her a headache.
Because it's a toad's tool.
Because you said it was pound cake!
So you could hit the sack.
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
MC Hammer and Sickle.
He was de-stable-ized.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Babe, it's a valve!
Nothing. It just shuts up.
Conetainers
Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
It wanted to be a power plant.
He ran out of little boys
He was second to Nun.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Bar tender
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
They just pray the gray away
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
