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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!