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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.