Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.