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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!