Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!