Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.