What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.