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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.