What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.