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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!