What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.