What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!