What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!