What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!