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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Depends.

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Depends.

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.