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Celery Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Who's there! Celery! Celery who?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry!

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.