Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.