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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.