Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Where do people with one leg work at?

And what are the employees names?

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks