They could be stalking you!
Law-suits
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Lettuce alone without dressing.
To avoid the draft!
Because they serve Poutine.
Cus it was being stalked!
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Artificial celery
