Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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They re-coil!

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

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Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Because the stalks are all ears.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!