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What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!