What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!

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What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!