Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick