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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!