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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.