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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.