What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts