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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past