What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.