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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.