What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.