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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.