What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What's better than tennis?

Elevenis

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.