What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Spit, sallow, and gargle.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Only place they can get love

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They don't like to get too close to the net!