What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.