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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.