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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.