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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.