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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.