Quicksilver Jokes

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.