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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Hawkeye Jokes More Hawkeye Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Hawkeye Shield Jokes More Hawkeye Shield Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Silver Surfer Jokes More Silver Surfer Jokes

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What is faster than silver surfer?

Quicksilver Surfer!