Quicksilver Jokes

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

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A running gag.

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A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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The ones with food.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**