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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.