Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver