Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.