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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian