Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.