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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.