Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.