Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.