Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.