How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.