How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.