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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.