How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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They always turn out to be sub par.

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Because they fall through his hands.

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Squish it in your hand.

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Give her a shovel.

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Dug

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The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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You washer and dryer.

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He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Pull down his pants.