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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's