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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too