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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer