JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Life eventually ends.
Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Mace.
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
He didn't sight sources.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
The loser was 'thore'
Buddha.
One with everything
A can opener.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
