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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

Asgard Jokes More Asgard Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude