What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM