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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

God Jokes More God Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Asgard Jokes More Asgard Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.