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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude