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Asgard Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.