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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.