What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.