What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.