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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...