What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.