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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.