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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'