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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Red Mean Jokes More Red Mean Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.