Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.