Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.