Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread