Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.