Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.