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Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!