Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!