Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.