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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

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You dye a little on the inside.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Thor

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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With a low-key event

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

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Crock and Dial Dundee!