What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Thor

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Valhalla.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Crock and Dial. Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!