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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Who's there! Crock and Dial! Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.