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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Who's there! Crock and Dial! Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!