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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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I told her that drinks were on the house

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Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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I'm Thor

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Thor

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.