Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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