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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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