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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit