Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes