Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes