Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.