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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.