Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.