Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.