Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.