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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok