Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.