It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
One foots both the same!
Greece!
Because they are never well done.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
They we're tied!
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
You can't get to the root of the problem.