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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

Removed

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.