Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only