Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.