Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.