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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.