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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.