What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance