What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.