What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.