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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma