What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.