What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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They go sharkers!

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You get a frostbite!

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They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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So he could bring his 'sub' on

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A coathanger.

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He was going as a banana.

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To prevent bat breath!

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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An acrocat!

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He was not being reared right!

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys