What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.