What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.