What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.