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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.