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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.