What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.