What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."