What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend