What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend