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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi