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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends