What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.