What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.