What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary