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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.