What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!