What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!