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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!