Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
He liked cold cash.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because they get under your skin.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
They've both got ice on the inside.
You put it in a freezer!
