Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Skinning the vegan.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
He wanted cold hard cash!
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
