Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
He had the knight off!
The floor
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
An elephant with an umbrella!
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Cause they want the D.
Professor: Astronomical.