You owe them an anthrapology
Professor +
Cause they want the D.
Professor + I'm sorry..
He gets Tenyear.
Professor: Astronomical.
Because they'll work for p naughts.
There were too many truss problems.
Because he couldn't control his pupils!
PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Mr. Peanut
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
You owe Eve an O.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Cause the B-shells were too small.
Peek-a-chu!
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
You get Talibanned
It gets Camel-Towed.
He heard it was finger licking good.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
