You owe them an anthrapology
Professor +
Cause they want the D.
He gets Tenyear.
Professor: Astronomical.
Because they'll work for p naughts.
There were too many truss problems.
Because he couldn't control his pupils!
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Mr. Peanut
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Because at any moment they could bleet out
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Cause 7 is a six offender
Cause they're white
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Academia nut
It popped a wheelie.
Spring break!
German soldiers like to march in the shade.