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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"