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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."