Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
After the last dog they just ate.
They both have PAWS
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
A bus
Because there are eyes everywhere!
Because they were only a quideach
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
My ears are burning!
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
They don't wanna be rushin
Marriage.. you wanna?
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Shout.
