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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!