How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese