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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.