How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.