After the last dog they just ate.
A croaker spaniel!
You don't, you pick it up.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Bombs
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Infant children.
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
When Eight ate eight
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
When they wake up every morning.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)