How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)