How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'