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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)