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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.