What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!