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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend