What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!