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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend