What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!