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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening