Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!