Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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How do you keep an idiot busy?

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.