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Glow Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence