Glow Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence