What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.