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What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.