What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...