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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!