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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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In a morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!