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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.