What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment