What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.