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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.