What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!