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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Dairy Cow Jokes More Dairy Cow Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment