What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk