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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin