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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years