How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.