How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out