How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)