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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years