How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.