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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)