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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

Akjnveoajknoea

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony