Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.