Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's