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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.